My cat taught me where the warm spots are

I used to wonder why my apartment always felt freezing until I started following my cat around. Turns out she's been living in luxury while I've been shivering like an idiot. She's got it all figured out - dishwasher counter when it's running, that weird spot by the router, even the bathroom floor when someone showers. Meanwhile I'm wrapped in blankets complaining about heating bills. Now I've basically become her apprentice in the art of finding free warmth. She'll give me this look like "finally, human caught on" when I join her by the warm spots. Best life coach I never asked for. Sometimes the smartest member of your household is the one who can't even open doors. #Pets #Cats #CatsOfReddit