My cat has the worst timing in history

So my cat has mastered the art of being completely invisible when I'm free and desperately needing attention when I'm busy. Working from home? She's suddenly glued to my keyboard. Important video call? Time for the loudest purring session of her life directly into my mic. Trying to sleep? Nope, 3 AM is apparently prime zoomies hour. But here's the thing - the moment I close my laptop and want to cuddle, she's gone. Vanished. Like she never existed. I'll find her later, judging me from her favorite cardboard box that cost me $0 while her $50 cat bed sits empty. I swear she has a sixth sense for the exact moment I need her to NOT be clingy. It's like living with a furry, adorable sociopath who's figured out psychological warfare. And somehow, I still love her more than most humans. #Pets #Cats #CatLife