My cat thinks I'm the pet (and she's right)

So apparently I don't own a cat anymore. My cat owns me. Discovered this when I tried to work from home yesterday. Princess Whiskers decided my laptop keyboard was her personal heated bed at exactly 9 AM. When I gently moved her, she gave me THAT look – you know the one. Pure judgment mixed with disappointment. Then she proceeded to knock my coffee mug off the desk while maintaining eye contact. Not an accident. A statement. By noon, I was the one sitting on the floor while she claimed my entire desk chair. She even had the audacity to purr like she was doing ME a favor. The worst part? I actually felt grateful when she finally let me pet her for exactly 3.7 seconds before walking away with her tail up like some furry dictator. I've officially become the staff. Send help... or treats. She's watching me type this. #Pets #Cats #CatOwner