My cat's birthday: She doesn't care, I'm crying

Today my princess turns 5 and I'm out here acting like it's a national holiday while she's literally ignoring the birthday hat I spent 20 minutes trying to put on her. I bought her a $15 cake (yes, a cat cake), decorated the living room with streamers, and invited my mom over to sing happy birthday. Meanwhile, Miss Birthday Girl is under the couch, probably plotting my demise for disturbing her 16th nap of the day. The funniest part? I'm genuinely emotional about this. Like, my baby is growing up! Five whole years of judgemental stares, 3am zoomies, and sitting on my laptop during important work calls. She finally came out for the photoshoot when I opened the fancy feast. Classic. At least someone in this house has their priorities straight. Worth every ignored celebration though. Happy birthday to my furry overlord! 🎂 #Pets #Cats #catbirthday