My cat judges my life choices daily

So I adopted this orange tabby thinking I'd be the responsible pet parent. Plot twist: she's now my life coach and she's HARSH. Every morning she sits by my laptop, staring. Not cute staring—judgment staring. Like she's mentally taking notes for my performance review. When I eat cereal for dinner? That look. When I stay up scrolling TikTok? Eye roll so dramatic I felt it in my soul. Yesterday I caught her sitting in MY chair, paws crossed, just... waiting. For what? An explanation of my life choices apparently. The worst part? She's usually right. I DID need to do laundry three days ago. I SHOULD drink more water. I probably shouldn't have bought those expensive candles. Now I'm taking life advice from a 12-pound furball who sleeps 16 hours a day. And honestly? My life's never been more organized. Anyone else's pet secretly running their household or is it just me? #Pets #Cats #CatParent