My cat is my toxic roommate

So this little furball showed up at my door six months ago, and somehow I'm now the one living by HER schedule. She wakes me up at 5 AM by sitting on my face, demands breakfast like she's paying rent, then ignores me for the rest of the day unless I'm trying to work. The audacity is unmatched. She's claimed my expensive chair as her throne, knocked over three plants (RIP), and somehow convinced me that buying her $30 organic treats is totally reasonable. I used to have savings. Now I have a cat who judges my life choices from her perch while I eat instant noodles. But here's the thing – when she purrs on my chest during movies or does that slow blink thing, I forget she's basically a tiny dictator. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe. Worth it? Absolutely. She's trained me well. #Pets #Cats #CatLife