Imagine opening your mailbox and finding this

a new draft notice for new america. LOL

I guess the mailman is mad at me

junk mail, circular file.

A dryer sheet?

he's very non chalant asking how would you react if you were recruited by criminals to make changes? Id try to play it cool. Id actually be kinda honored that my skill level was thought to be of use

Uncle sam, and kfc had a child and that child went rebel punk goth cowboy thug on everyone

First thing? What the heck is the Van Der Lin gang

what? throw it away it's garbage 🗑️🗑️🗑️

hey, sis... something came for you.