Day 1 with new kitten: I'm the pet now

So I thought I was adopting a kitten yesterday. Turns out she adopted me as her personal servant. Within 24 hours, Princess Whiskers has claimed my favorite chair, knocked over three plants, and somehow convinced me that 4 AM is the perfect time for zoomies. She stares at me while I eat like I'm personally offending her ancestors. My expensive cat bed? Ignored. The cardboard box it came in? Five-star accommodation apparently. She's also figured out that one single meow gets me running faster than a fire alarm. The vet said she's 'confident for her age.' That's apparently code for 'your life belongs to her now.' Send help. Or more treats. She's watching me type this and I'm pretty sure she's plotting something. Update: She just knocked my phone charger off the nightstand. The revolution has begun. #Pets #Cats #kitten