Plot twist: I adopted a tiny dictator

So I thought I was rescuing this adorable Siamese Munchkin last week. Turns out, she was just scouting for new real estate to conquer. Day 1: Cautiously exploring Day 3: Claimed my favorite chair Day 5: Reorganized my sleep schedule (3am zoomies are mandatory) Day 7: I'm now her personal doorman and food servant This 3-pound furball has somehow convinced me that HER preferred room temperature is the only acceptable one, and my keyboard is actually her personal heated bed. The audacity is honestly impressive. Best part? When she curls up on my chest and purrs like a tiny motor, I forget she's been terrorizing my houseplants all week. Stockholm syndrome or genuine love? Probably both. If you're thinking about adopting, just know you're not getting a pet—you're getting a new roommate who doesn't pay rent but will judge all your life choices. #Pets #Cats #CatLife