Kittens: 1, My sanity: 0

Remember when I thought getting two kittens would be "cute and manageable"? Yeah, past me was an idiot. It's been exactly 72 hours since I brought home these fluffy chaos agents, and they've already: - Turned my curtains into climbing walls - Discovered the joy of 3AM zoomies - Made my laptop their personal nap spot (RIP to my work productivity) - Somehow got into a sealed bag of treats on the counter I'm writing this while hiding in my bathroom because it's the only room they haven't figured out how to break into yet. One is currently screaming at my bedroom door like I've personally offended his entire bloodline. But then one of them purrs and falls asleep on my chest, and suddenly I'm ready to burn the world down for these tiny terrorists. Send help. Or more cat toys. Definitely more coffee. #Pets #Cats #KittenLife