Plot twist: I'm the pet

Thought I was adopting a cat. Turns out, she was adopting a personal servant. Meet Luna, my 8-pound dictator who's somehow convinced me that 4 AM is the perfect time for zoomies. She's got me trained to open doors on command, provide multiple meal options (because yesterday's favorite food is today's garbage), and maintain a lap that's available 24/7. The audacity of this creature: she'll ignore me all day, then act personally victimized if I dare to use the bathroom without her supervision. She's claimed my expensive gaming chair, turned my keyboard into her personal bed, and somehow made ME feel guilty for disturbing HER nap on MY pillow. But here's the thing – when she purrs against my chest after a rough day, I realize I'd do it all over again. We didn't choose the cat life; the cat life chose us. #Pets #Cats #CatLife