Plot Twist: Cat Adopted Me

Found this scrawny orange tabby lurking by my apartment dumpster three weeks ago. Classic sob story, right? Wrong. Turns out this little manipulator had been scouting potential humans for months. Day one: I put out some food, thinking I'm being charitable. Day two: He's somehow inside my apartment. Day three: I'm at PetSmart buying a $200 cat tree because 'he deserves nice things.' Now he owns my favorite chair, judges my Netflix choices, and has convinced me that 6 AM is breakfast time. The vet says he's perfectly healthy and probably never missed a meal in his life. I've been thoroughly scammed by a four-pound con artist, and honestly? Best decision I never made. He's currently glaring at me for typing instead of providing chin scratches. Guess I know who's really in charge here. #Pets #Cats #CatAdoption