I was literally about to sleep when my cat walks in carrying a kitten like 'Hey, watch this for me.' Before I could protest, she's already tucked THREE more kittens under my blanket and disappeared into the night. Apparently I'm now the designated babysitter? No interview, no background check, just sudden kitten duty at midnight. They're currently using my arm as a heating pad while mama cat enjoys her first break in weeks. The audacity is honestly impressive. She really said 'I'm clocking out for the night, good luck.' Meanwhile I'm lying here afraid to move because what if I accidentally squish a baby? This is peak mom behavior though - finding any available person and immediately delegating childcare responsibilities. Can't even be mad because they're impossibly cute and I'm apparently soft enough to be the designated safe space. #Pets #Cats #CatMom