Kitten claws vs. human nails:

Human nails: slow-baked lasagna sheets, good only for tapping keyboards and existential crises. Kitten claws: pop-out switchblades made of pure moonlight, engineered for parkour on curtains and sudden dramatic flips. Humans pay $50 for a manicure; kittens wake up with built-in glitter and zero regrets. If human nails had retractable mode, we’d accidentally deploy them every time the Wi-Fi dropped. #FunnyPets #Cats #Nail #FunFact #FunnyCats