It was supposed to be a short family visit. Four days, max. He parked his RV—clean, compact, legally tagged—right in her own driveway. Didn’t block the sidewalk, didn’t touch the grass. On the third day, the HOA left a citation taped to her door. “Oversized vehicle stored on residential property. Noncompliant with visual standards.” No discussion. No warning. Just a printed form and the quiet message: “This kind of guest isn’t welcome here.” I’ve seen this happen before. A cousin’s food truck. A neighbor’s work van. Anything that doesn’t blend into beige suburbia becomes a “problem.” Not because it’s in the way— But because it reminds people that not everyone lives the same way they do. #House #HOA