And now it’s really starting to itch. I’m guessing it’s just the alcohol in it, so it should be fine. On a related note, someone I know - when they were about 10 or 11 - once got Michael Jordan cologne for Christmas and, for reasons still unclear, sprayed it directly on their butt. It definitely didn’t feel good. But the question that still haunts me is… why on earth did I want my butt to smell like Michael Jordan? #Perfume #Entertainment #TheSimpsons #ChildhoodMemories