It was cleaning day today. I brought out the vacuum, and Kevin instantly went into battle mode. His ears shot straight up, chest puffed like a tiny superhero, and he barked his most dramatic “WOOF!” as if warning the whole house. The vacuum rolled forward, and Kevin retreated two steps—still barking, but definitely not as brave as he pretended. At one point, he lunged forward, smacked the vacuum with his paw, then ran behind the couch like, “Okay, I won this round.” Meanwhile, the vacuum kept humming, completely unfazed. Living with Kevin feels like watching a cartoon come to life. #Pets #Dogs #FunnyDogMoments