This kitten has officially abandoned all feline traditions. Instead of squatting like a normal cat, he now stands upright — perfectly balanced — while doing his business in the litter box. He holds eye contact the entire time, tail high, posture proud, like a tiny Victorian man defending his honor. No shame. No hesitation. Just raw confidence and questionable physics. The humans are speechless. The cat? Unbothered. #UnexpectedFind #CatOwners #CatBehavior #CatLovers