Sir Benjamin Slade, 79, is offering $65K a year (plus castle perks!) for a wife who can run two estates, ballroom dance, shoot a shotgun, and—wait for it—be a 'good breeder' for a male heir. The requirements? No Scorpios, Scots, Guardian readers, or women under 5'6". Bonus points if you have a helicopter license and can solve crosswords. This is either Downton Abbey meets The Bachelor or the wildest job ad ever! #Relationships #castlelife #aristocrat