True story, a cat was outside on our patio one winter night looking in at me as I watched TV sitting in a recliner, I just sensed I was being looked at, I brought him in, sat him on my lap and watched TV, I thought he was squirming around ro get comfortable, nope the horn dog was humping me and uh he had a happy ending. I was shocked. I saw he had a name tag, I called his owner, the guy came over, I sat him on my lap, no just kidding, but he did come over, the cat screeched and went under a trundle bed. The guy grabbed him, the cat was pissed. I went to put garbage out at the end of the driveway and saw shoe and cat prints, I could tell the cat escaped the guy, very weird night!