City Unveils New High-Tech Surveillance System”The only thing I saw on my walk this morning was a lot of cops. A lot of cops. And a stray dog taking a pee on a pole. That should be illegal, right? Dog wandering around, taking a leak on the scenery. Kind of gross. Nice walk, though. Then I go past the hedge where the dog marked his territory, and there’s a sheriff parked there. I tell him hello, officer friend. He beams me with his light like I’m some kind of crackhead. I dared him to say something. He didn’t. I kept walking. Like hell I’m handing over my ID when I’m minding my own business. Anyway, I digress. I came upon a gentleman I haven’t seen much lately. We’ll call him R. The boyfriend of the fallen angel. Some of y’all might remember her. I’ve talked about her before. R looks rough, and I ask him what’s going on. He says he can’t find the fallen angel. That girl moves like smoke; even she can’t keep up with herself. We start looking. Except R’s as sketchy as she is. He thinks he finds her, but it’s a pillow. True story. He tells me she took two sheets to go take a nap. Even fallen angels need naps, I guess. Flying around and doing miracles wears them down. We come up behind a store, and between two A.C. units, there she is. Sleeping like a bug in a rug. My work was done. I strolled back home. That was my fun this morning. And that’s exactly what it was. I had a great time. ##EarlyMorningAdventures #MorningVibes https://sewermeetsthesea.substack.com