This whole exchange feels like social media comedy gold. KevOnStage joked that Subway selling footlong nachos might be the sign it’s time to wrap the business up — and Subway actually clapped back, telling him, “Since you have your little footlong degree and know everything!” 😭 Just when people thought it couldn’t get funnier, Popeyes jumped in from the sidelines with the knockout line: “If it’s not $5 we don’t want it.” Internet over. The brands roasting each other turned a simple menu item into a full-blown comedy skit, and fans are loving every second. Moments like this are why brand social media teams keep winning — quick wit, self-awareness, and knowing when to lean into the jokes. The real question now is: who won the roast… and would you actually try footlong nachos? #KevOnStage #Subway #Popeyes #BrandRoast #SocialMediaWars #FastFoodDrama #ComedyOnline #ViralMoments #InternetComedy