🚨 BREAKING NEWS — STORY 🚨 LOCAL MAN DECLARES WAR ON HIS ALARM CLOCK AFTER LOSING 47 STRAIGHT MORNINGS A fictional local resident has reportedly taken his morning alarm to court after claiming the device has “personally ruined his life.” According to the fictional report, the man allegedly set 12 alarms every night, only to wake up and turn off every single one. “At this point, the alarm knows I’m not getting up,” he reportedly said. The situation reportedly escalated after the alarm clock went off 47 times in one month, with the man allegedly calling it “the most toxic relationship I’ve ever had.” The fictional judge supposedly ordered him to either wake up on time or buy a louder alarm. 😂 What would YOU do? #BreakingNews #ViralNews #FunnyNews #Satire #FictionalStory #Flayvo_i #Trending #FYP