Turns Out, My Cat Runs the Show
Thought I was rescuing a stray. Turns out, I was just signing up for a lifetime of being bossed around by a tiny, furry dictator. She picked her spot on my bed (middle, obviously), claimed my favorite hoodie, and now expects room service at 3am sharp. I used to think I was a dog person, but here I am, negotiating treaties over snack portions and apologizing for leaving the house.
People say pets bring comfort, but honestly, I think she’s just here to keep me humble. Every time I try to work, she sits on my laptop and stares like, "You’re not that important." Maybe I didn’t save her. Maybe she just saw a sucker and moved in. Either way, I wouldn’t trade my little overlord for anything.
Anyone else feel like their pet is secretly in charge?
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