My Cat Thinks He’s a Bed Goblin
Every night, just as I’m about to drift off, I hear the softest rustle from beneath my bed. It’s not a ghost, not a monster—just Mochi, my cat, living his best double life as a midnight gremlin.
He waits until the lights are out, then launches a full-on attack on my toes. No matter how many times I try to tuck the blanket in, he finds a way. I swear he’s plotting world domination from under there, or at least the conquest of my ankles.
Sometimes I catch his glowing eyes peeking out, daring me to move. I used to be scared of monsters under the bed as a kid. Now, I just worry about losing a sock (or a toe) to my furry little goblin.
Anyone else have a pet who treats bedtime like it’s a horror movie audition?
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