My Dog Thinks He's the CEO of the House
Every morning, my dog stages a full-blown board meeting at 6:30am sharp. He’ll stand by my bed, staring with the intensity of a tiny, furry manager who’s just discovered someone missed a deadline. If I dare hit snooze, he escalates: pacing, dramatic sighs, and the occasional bark that sounds suspiciously like, “Let’s get moving, human!”
He’s got opinions on everything—what route we take for walks, when it’s time for snacks, and who gets to sit where on the couch (spoiler: not me). I used to think I was in charge, but now I realize I’m just the assistant in his very important company.
Anyone else living with a pet who’s convinced they’re running the show? Please tell me I’m not alone in my canine-led corporate takeover. 😂
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