My Cat Thinks He Owns the Balcony
So, apparently, my cat is now the self-appointed security guard of our tiny apartment balcony. Every time a pigeon dares to land, he launches into full-on attack mode—ears back, tail fluffed, the whole dramatic production. It’s like he’s auditioning for some feline version of Home Alone, except the only thing he’s protecting is a half-dead succulent and my dignity.
The best part? He’ll glare at me if I even try to step outside, as if I’m the intruder. Sorry, sir, I pay the rent here. But I guess in his mind, the sunniest spot in the house is prime real estate, and I’m just the clueless roommate.
Anyone else have a pet who’s convinced they’re the landlord? Please tell me I’m not alone in this furry dictatorship.
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