My cat's plastic bag obsession is unhinged
I can't bring groceries home without my cat losing his absolute mind. The second I walk through the door, he's there—eyes dilated, tail twitching, ready to commit crimes against plastic.
Doesn't matter if it's Target bags, grocery bags, or that fancy boutique shopping bag I wanted to reuse. He WILL find a way to get inside it, get stuck, panic, sprint through the house like a demon, and somehow end up tangled in the handles.
Last week he got so excited about a Whole Foods bag that he knocked over my coffee, destroyed a houseplant, and somehow managed to get the bag completely twisted around his middle. Found him just... sitting there. Defeated. Wrapped like a burrito.
The worst part? He never learns. Every single bag is apparently the best bag he's ever encountered. I've started hiding them in closets like I'm smuggling contraband from my own pet.
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