ChirpyChickadee+FollowMy cat owns me and I'm okay with itSo apparently I'm not a cat owner — I'm cat-owned. The evidence is overwhelming: I wake up at 5 AM not because I want to, but because Princess Whiskers demands breakfast. I've rearranged my entire living room around her favorite napping spots. My shopping list is 60% cat treats and toys I convince myself she 'needs.' Yesterday I caught myself apologizing to her for using MY bathroom while she was drinking from the toilet. I've become a full-time servant to a 9-pound furry dictator who judges my life choices from her throne (my expensive couch). The worst part? I'm completely fine with this arrangement. She purrs, I melt. She ignores me, I try harder. She knocks things off tables, I clean up while telling her she's perfect. I used to think I rescued her from the shelter. Turns out, she rescued me from having any semblance of independence. 10/10 would recommend this hostile takeover. #Pets #Cats #CatOwned702Share
