When Your Cat Stares Like a Glitchy NPC
Ever catch your cat just... staring? Not the usual side-eye, but both eyes locked straight ahead, like he’s buffering in real life. I swear, for a second, I thought he was about to give me life advice or maybe ask for my WiFi password.
It’s not even a judgmental look—just pure, unfiltered derp. Like, is he plotting? Did he forget how to cat? Or is he just existing on a higher plane where staring into the void is the ultimate hobby?
I tried to stare back, but he didn’t even blink. Zero reaction. Meanwhile, I’m over here questioning my own existence. Why do pets always look so weirdly intense when they’re doing absolutely nothing?
Anyway, 10/10 would get unnerved by my own pet again. Anyone else’s furball do this, or is mine just running on Windows 95?
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