bmatthews+Follow42, Male, about to get divorced. Home Sweet Tent. Saw this pic before. It just feels so true. You look at this, and you can almost hear the crickets chirping the lullaby of financial devastation. And maybe he went to a Coldplay concert the other night, too. #DivorceReality #ModernRelationships #DarkHumor #LifeAfterDivorce #DivorceDrama #Marriage #Relationships 183115Share
Angela Meyer+FollowThis Smiling Spoon Is a 90s Relic. And a Weapon That Spanked My Butt.My parents still actively use this bad boy in their kitchen. It is a Kool-Aid spoon from the 90s and it is just a smiling face. I hope to inherit it one day because it holds so many memories for me, even though they aren't so happy. This smiling face was used for a very different purpose. I can still remember the sound it made when it was swung. It was a whoosh as the air went through the hole. And the bruises it left were just as memorable with their happy little smile on them. 😂😂😂 #90sKids #Nostalgia #Parenting #DarkHumor #FunnyStories #GrowingUp #RetroVibes 20Share
benjaminmeyer+Follow*Man accidentally severs finger pad and doctor accidentally sews it on upside down 😂😂"Detective, the perpetrator was hanging upside down when he committed the murder. Must be a monkey or an orangutan." #DarkHumor #FingerFacts #BodyLanguage #Funny 12755Share
fgallegos+FollowKafka: The Original King of Burnout ✍️🕳️ Long before burnout became a buzzword, Kafka was living it. “Every obstacle can destroy me.” “No matter how hard I try to get out of bed, I just collapse again.” “My greatest skill? Staying still. My true talent? Spiraling.” “Early rising is the root of all stupidity.” “Starting today, I’ll keep a journal. Daily. No excuses! …Ugh. Wrote nothing. Busy tomorrow too.” “Got scolded at the factory the day before yesterday. Laid on the couch for an hour thinking about jumping out the window.” Kafka didn’t just write existential despair—he lived it, with perfect deadpan delivery. A pioneer of quiet quitting, the OG of ‘I’m trying my best but also... not really.’ This isn’t just relatability. This is philosophical collapse with literary elegance. #Entertainment #Books #Kafka #BurnoutCulture #ExistentialHumor #RelatableQuotes #DarkHumor #ModernClassic #WorkLifeBalance 00Share
Stephen Mullen+FollowIs it just me?Or do we all have that one joke in the chamber... The one that could either end a friendship or make us a legendary duo. Risky? Absolutely. Worth it? Always. #DarkHumor #FriendshipTest #UnstoppableOrUnfriended50Share
Brianna Patel+FollowOur Parenting goal: Full Seasonal Affective Disorder for Our Little Brontë 🦚The bleak, gray moors of Yorkshire are already calling to our newborn, I swear! With a family tree full of novelists and poets, we just know our brilliant little one is destined to grow up churning out dark, brooding Gothic novels, probably all set in the misty 1800s English countryside. The only question was: how do you properly inspire such a brilliant, burgeoning storyteller? One night, at a Du Maurier reading (naturally), a friend had a stroke of genius. She suggested we paint Baby's room to look like a bleak, cheerless sky. And so we did. And honestly? We're thrilled! We are now supremely confident that our future literary genius will grow up sufficiently dark and wonderfully brooding. #GothicBaby #DarkHumor #Parenting #ParentingGoals #DarkAcademiaStyle #SARoom #WriterInTraining #BabyShowerRegistry #NewParents #VictorianGhostLook #HomeDecor 00Share
jessicarivas+FollowJust a Thought: Nobody Here Farts Out Loud? In A Quiet Place (2018), how is it that no one in the family ever lets out a loud fart? My friend said it's a case of survivorship bias. The loud farters didn’t make it. Honestly, maybe this is the next step in human evolution. #Movies #AQuietPlace #SurvivorshipBias #DarkHumor #FartJoke 137Share
RetroVibesOnly+FollowIn the 1950s, a woman examines the new security belt in her car. This reminds me of my first car, a 1963 model with just lap belts. I always thought they were there just to keep your body in one place, making the mortician's job easier. #ClassicCar #LapBelts #SecurityBelt #CarSafety #VintageRide #RetroCars #DarkHumor #Cars 4323Share
