I Sent 23 Bumble Openers and Got Ghosted by All. Help.
Okay, it’s 2:17AM and I’m sitting here, phone in hand, literally questioning my entire existence because I just spent an hour crafting the perfect Bumble openers. Like, I tried everything: sarcasm ("Hey, so when’s the wedding?"), fake confidence ("I have arrived. What are your other two wishes?"), even the desperate Netflix password grab. I even went full cringe with “Do you like bad girls? Because I’m bad at everything.”
And you know what I got? NOTHING. Not even a pity emoji. Is everyone just here for the ego boost? Or am I just the human embodiment of a left swipe? I swear, every time I see “great taste in music!” or “your dog is cute!” in my sent messages, I lose a piece of my soul. Why is this so hard? Why do I feel like I’m auditioning for The Bachelor but the only rose I get is from my mom?
Honestly, if one more person ghosts me, I’m deleting the app and moving to a cabin in the woods. Or maybe I’ll just try Hinge. Ugh. #NoFilter #DatingAppFail #ModernRomance
#NoFilter #DatingAppFail #ModernRomance #RomanticRelationships
