My Dog Thinks I’m Hopeless at Fetch
Every morning, my dog brings me the same slobbery tennis ball, drops it at my feet, and stares at me like I’m the world’s biggest disappointment. If I ignore him, he’ll nudge it closer, tail wagging, eyes pleading: “Seriously, human, do I have to teach you AGAIN?”
Sometimes he’ll even demonstrate—bounding across the room, grabbing the ball, and trotting back with a look that says, “See? It’s not that hard.” I swear he thinks I’m incapable of basic survival skills. Forget hunting; I can’t even fetch my own toys.
The worst part? When I finally throw the ball, he looks almost proud—like maybe, just maybe, I’m learning. I used to think I was the one training him, but honestly, I think he’s just resigned to my incompetence.
Anyone else’s pet convinced you’re hopeless at being an animal?
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