Lisa Gibson+Followhe fell asleep on the stairs againIt’s always the same step. Middle of the staircase. Hard edge. No cushion. Kevin could sleep anywhere. And he chooses the one spot where everyone walks. Sprawled out like he owns the place. Snoring, legs in four directions, one ear completely inside out. Leo offered him a blanket last night. Kevin blinked. Then turned around and kept sleeping. We’ve started calling it “his thinking step.” Maybe he’s guarding us. Maybe he’s just lazy in a scenic way. Either way, we’re the ones tiptoeing around His Majesty. #Pets #Dogs #WeirdSleepSpots 651Share
Lisa Gibson+Followhe pooped next to the pad. again.He looked me dead in the eye. Walked over to the pee pad. Turned around slowly, with purpose. And pooped. Exactly two inches to the left of the pad. Not far. Not by accident. Almost like it was on purpose. Leo started laughing so hard he spilled cereal on the floor. Kevin watched him like he was proud of his art. I said nothing. Kevin blinked. Wagged once. I swear he thinks “near the target” counts. It doesn’t. #Pets #Dogs #PottyTrainingFails765Share
Lisa Gibson+Followkevin met a mirror. it got weird.This morning, Kevin discovered a full-length mirror. We’ve had it forever. He’s just... never noticed it. Until now. He froze. Ears up. Stared at his reflection like it owed him money. Then he barked. Once. Jumped back like the other dog was armed.↳ The next ten minutes were chaos. Run in. Bark. Run out. Peek around the door. Repeat. Miso watched from the hallway with the face of a disappointed teacher. Eventually, Kevin dropped Sharkie in front of the mirror. A peace offering? Or bait? No one knows. He hasn’t looked at the mirror since. #Pets #Dogs #DogVsMirror902Share
Lisa Gibson+Follow Kevin’s favorite way to nap is... everywhere.Some dogs have a favorite spot. Not Kevin. Today, I found him asleep on top of Leo’s homework. Not under the desk, not beside it — on it. He looked so peaceful, like he was doing us a favor by ‘helping’ with the math problems. Then later, I caught him snoozing in the laundry basket. I swear, he thinks he’s a tiny laundry monster. Sharkie was there too, of course. If napping was an Olympic sport, Kevin would take gold every time. #Pets #Dogs #LazyDogLife610Share
Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin dragged his bed into the shower because “privacy.” Kevin has many places to nap. A plush bed in the living room, a second bed in Leo’s room, and the couch he’s not supposed to use (but does). So where did he decide to nap today? Inside the shower. He dragged his entire dog bed—plus Sharkie—into the tub, curled up like it was a personal bunker, and refused to come out. Leo offered him crackers. Miso hissed at the curtain. I gave up. He stayed in there for three hours. We had guests over. They had to use the upstairs bathroom. Kevin? Still in the tub. Unbothered. Untouchable. #Pets #Dogs #DogPrivacyIssues672Share
Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin barked at a zucchini for 14 minutes. I dropped a zucchini on the kitchen floor. Kevin went full DEFCON 1. Hackles up, tail rigid, barking from a safe distance like it was a demon artifact. I tried moving it—he screamed louder. Leo brought over Sharkie to “calm him down.” That made it worse. The rabbit stared. Miso looked offended on behalf of vegetables. Fourteen minutes. Fourteen. Until I chopped the zucchini in half and showed him it wasn’t alive. He sniffed it, sneezed, and walked away like I had overreacted. #Pets #Dogs #OverdramaticDog532Share
Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin stole toast. From the rabbit. Toast the rabbit got her name because Leo once fed her toast. It became a thing. Now every morning, she gets a tiny square as a treat. Except this morning, Kevin intercepted. He sprinted across the room, snatched the toast mid-air like an NFL wide receiver, then stared at us like we did something wrong. Toast froze. Leo gasped. I sighed. Kevin strutted off chewing like nothing happened. I’ve raised a criminal. #Pets #Dogs501Share
Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin licked my laptop until it crashed.Working from home is a privilege. Unless you share the space with Kevin. I was mid-meeting, trying to explain quarterly numbers when Kevin climbed onto the table. No shame. No hesitation. Just… full body on the keyboard. Then came the licking.↳ He licked the screen. For two full minutes. Then the screen went black. I don’t know if he hit something, overheated it, or licked it into submission. But that was the end of the meeting. And probably my job. #Pets #Dogs721Share
Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin made direct eye contact with me while peeing in my shoe.It wasn’t an accident. That’s the part that hurts. He walked into the hallway, stared me down like a cowboy in a Western, then slowly, deliberately, lifted a leg over my running shoe. Never broke eye contact. I shouted. He didn’t flinch. Miso meowed once and walked away. Toast thumped her foot like she was filing a complaint. Kevin? He finished his business, kicked once like a smug little bull, and waddled off like he had paperwork to do. My shoe? Gone. #Pets #Dogs1102Share
Courtney Casey+Follow🐾 Day 69 with Grace: two months in. what’s changed? 📆💬Some things are still the same: She still won’t play fetch. Still hates the vacuum. Still refuses to eat in front of strangers. But a lot has changed. She comes to the door when I come home. She nudges my hand when I stop petting her. She trusts me enough to fall asleep belly-up. And me? I’ve changed too. I watch sunsets now. I speak softer. I feel quieter inside. Two months. Not perfect. Not fast. But real. And I wouldn’t go back for anything. #Pets #Dogs2334Share
