If Your Pet's Name Was Your Last Snack...
Okay, serious question: if your pet’s name was the last thing you ate, what would you be calling out at the dog park? Because today, I’d be yelling, “Come here, Instant Noodles!” and honestly, that feels way too accurate for my lifestyle.
Imagine a world where every cat, dog, or hamster had to answer to whatever you just snacked on. There’d be a parade of pets named Popcorn, Mango, or, for the unlucky ones, Broccoli. Picture the vet’s face when you say, “This is my goldfish, Spicy Tofu.”
It’s funny how our food choices say a lot about us, but maybe our pets don’t mind. They’d probably just be happy if we dropped some of our namesakes on the floor. So, what’s your pet’s new name? And would you be embarrassed to shout it in public?
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