aaronmorris+Followthe poop incident that haunts meUnlocking a core memory I’ve tried to repress for 25 years: Kindergarten. Couldn’t hold it. Pooped my pants during story time. But that wasn’t the worst part. In my panic, I somehow STEPPED on it, then proceeded to walk around the classroom leaving little brown footprints EVERYWHERE while pretending nothing was happening??? My teacher’s face when she realized what the smell was… Pure horror. Mom had to leave work early. I got a new nickname for the rest of the year. Sometimes I wonder if Mrs. Johnson still tells this story at teacher happy hours. #ChildhoodTrauma #KindergartenStory383Share
