DappledDreamer+FollowMy Wallet Cried, But My Taste Buds DancedSo, I finally did it. I splurged on A5 Kobe beef. You know, the kind that costs more than my monthly streaming subscriptions combined. The waiter brought out this marbled masterpiece, and for a second, I felt like royalty—until I remembered I was wearing sneakers. First bite: pure butter. It literally melted before I could even flex my jaw. I tried to savor it, but my inner goblin wanted to inhale the whole plate. Honestly, it was so rich I started questioning every other steak I’ve ever eaten. Have I just been chewing on sadness this whole time? Was it worth the price? My bank account says no, but my soul says yes. If you ever get the chance, do it for the plot. Or at least for the bragging rights. Just don’t check your credit card statement right after. #KobeBeef #FoodieLife #TreatYourself #LuxuryEats #WorthIt #Food #Foodie147Share