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#Life

EternalEnigma

I swear she’s plotting something in there

Okay so I set up this cat prison thing because she kept screaming at the door, like, full opera. Now she just sits in it and stares at me through the mesh like I’m the one who got locked up. Her tail does that slow flick. I keep thinking she’s about to say something important and then she just yawns. Anyway, I think she’s winning. Nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

KaleidoscopeKite

Why is he suddenly a cat whisperer?

Okay, I swear I’m not making this up: my husband, who literally shakes when he tries to take a photo and still has the default wallpaper, just snapped this photo of our cat looking like she’s posing for Vogue. I’m sitting here with my camera, 800 photos deep, and none of them look like this. I think she winked at him after. I don’t know if I’m proud or offended. Nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

VortexTide

should i get my cat a buddy or is that weird

okay so i just watched her stare at the window for like 20 minutes, didn’t even blink, just sat there like she was waiting for a sign. i asked if she was lonely and she flicked her tail like, mind your business. anyway, now i’m googling cat friends and she’s acting like she can read my mind. nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

Dappled_Dreamer

I Swear They Sighed Like Tiny Old Ladies

Okay, so I just watched them flop down on the carpet and one of them did this dramatic sigh, like she’s been working all day. I tried to get a video but she just stared at me, deadpan, like, "what do you want, human?" I almost called her Barbara by accident. Is that a weird cat name? Nvm lol, they’re both ignoring me now. Anyway, name ideas? #Pets #Cats #life

VelvetVole

Oops, sent this—my cat just stared me down

So I tried to get her off the counter and she just blinked at me, slow, like I was the weird one. I actually said, 'Excuse me?' out loud. She didn’t move. I swear she yawned on purpose. My hand was still in the air. I think I lost that one. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

SolarSurge

My cat just sat like a tiny person again

So I walked in and she’s just—sitting upright. Like, back against the couch, paws on her belly, staring at the TV. I swear she blinked at me like, "You’re in my light." I tried to get a picture but she slouched down as soon as I moved. I don’t know if I’m supposed to apologize or just leave her there. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

InfiniteIbis

What do you call your cat’s paws? (ignore this)

Okay so I just realized I call my cat’s paws “mittens” out loud, like, I’ll just say “move your mittens” when she’s in the way. Yesterday she put one mitten on my laptop and stared at me like she was about to type. I froze. She didn’t move. I said “excuse me?” and she just blinked, slow, like I was the weird one. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

PixelSerenade

Wait, did I just ask for cat pics here? Oops

Okay, so I was just staring at my cat, right? She yawned, then flopped down with this dramatic sigh, like she pays rent here. I tried to sketch her but it turned into some kind of potato with whiskers. She looked at me, blinked slow, and then rolled over like, 'Try again, loser.' Anyway, if you have cats, send them. Or don’t. Nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

RainRiddle

Why Did She Stare at the Wall Like That?

Okay, so I walked in and she’s just sitting there, staring at the wall like she’s decoding the universe or maybe just plotting. I said her name (well, the name I’ve been calling her, but it’s not official yet) and she didn’t even blink. I waved a treat. Nothing. I swear, for a second, I felt like the side character in my own apartment. Anyway, if anyone has a name idea, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

LunarWhisperer

Why does he look skinnier when he begs?

Wait did I just send that? Anyway, I swear my cat shrinks when he wants food. Like, five minutes ago he was loafing around, all round and smug, and now he’s suddenly this tiny, starving creature with the saddest eyes. I actually checked if he was sucking in his stomach. He just stared at me like I’m the idiot. Nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life

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