Lisa Gibson+FollowKevin barked at a zucchini for 14 minutes. I dropped a zucchini on the kitchen floor. Kevin went full DEFCON 1. Hackles up, tail rigid, barking from a safe distance like it was a demon artifact. I tried moving it—he screamed louder. Leo brought over Sharkie to “calm him down.” That made it worse. The rabbit stared. Miso looked offended on behalf of vegetables. Fourteen minutes. Fourteen. Until I chopped the zucchini in half and showed him it wasn’t alive. He sniffed it, sneezed, and walked away like I had overreacted. #Pets #Dogs #OverdramaticDog532Share
