RubyRipple+FollowShitpost Saturday: If My Body Was a Shape, It’d Be…Standing in front of my closet, I realized my body is less "hourglass" and more "melted candle after a heatwave." Forget fruit—what even is a pear when you’ve got the energy of a baguette left out overnight? I swear, if fashion rules were written for snack shapes, I’d be the first to rock the crumpled chip bag aesthetic. If you had to describe your body as a random object (no fruit allowed), what would it be—and what’s your dream outfit for it? Let’s get weird in the comments. 🥖🔥 #ShitpostSaturday #FashionHumor #BodyPositivity #StyleConfessions #Fashion10Share
