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Walking My Snake in the Park: Chaos Ensues

Ever tried taking your pet snake for a walk? I did, and let’s just say, it’s not as chill as walking a dog. People’s faces went from curious to absolutely horrified in seconds. One kid asked if I was a wizard. Another lady clutched her pearls and crossed the street. Honestly, my snake (her name’s Noodle) was more interested in sunbathing than slithering anywhere. Meanwhile, I was fielding questions like, “Is it poisonous?” and “Do you have a license for that?” The best part? A group of teenagers wanted selfies with Noodle, but only if I held her. Classic. Moral of the story: If you want to meet your neighbors (or scare them), forget the dog—just bring your snake. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face when someone asks if it’s going to turn them to stone. Pet owners, what’s the weirdest reaction you’ve gotten in public? #PetLife #SnakeOwner #UnexpectedPets #Pets