Tried to Kiss My Crush—Instant Regret, 10/10
Okay, so let’s just call this what it is: my personal cringe Olympics. I was 16, convinced that kissing my crush at school would be this epic, slow-mo moment. Reality check? It was pure chaos. I literally mapped out bathroom breaks, kept gum in every pocket, and basically turned into a bush-dodging weirdo. I was so scared of garlic breath I skipped lunch and almost passed out in chem (iconic).
But here’s the plot twist: every time I got close, a teacher would materialize out of thin air. Like, why are you everywhere, Ms. Lee?! The one time I went for it, I missed her cheek by a mile and she laughed so hard I wanted to just melt into the floor.
Why does nobody warn you about the panic sweats? The terror of getting caught? Or worse, the humiliation of missing completely? If you’re planning your own school kiss, just know: TikTok is lying to you. We’re all just flailing. #NoFilter #TeenDrama #EpicFail
#NoFilter #TeenDrama #EpicFail #RomanticRelationships