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Dakota’s Wild Dream: Matty Healy as Asparagus? 🥦

Dakota Johnson just dropped the most hilarious bomb on Amy Poehler’s podcast—she dreamed Matty Healy (Taylor Swift’s ex!) was a murderer who turned into asparagus to escape the cops. And get this: Angelina Jolie was also an asparagus, and they got married! Fans are losing it over this bizarre plot twist, with some saying it’s peak Matty Healy energy. Should Taylor write the soundtrack if this ever becomes a movie? #dakotajohnson #mattyhealy #taylorswift