I'm officially my cat's personal assistant

Today I realized I've completely lost control of my life to a 12-pound furry dictator. I woke up at 5 AM because Princess Whiskers decided my pillow was her new throne. Then I spent 20 minutes opening different cans of food because apparently yesterday's favorite flavor is now 'peasant food.' I've got three different water fountains around the house because she's 'too sophisticated' for regular bowls. My friends think I'm insane, but honestly? When she purrs and headbutts me after all this chaos, I melt completely. I've accepted my fate as her devoted servant, and my bank account has too. The vet bills, premium food, and weekly toy deliveries are just part of the package now. She owns me, and I'm oddly okay with it. Send help... or more treats. #CatMom #CatParent #PetOwnerLife #Pets #Cats