The Mariners are the most beautifully chaotic team in baseball

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. We’re the kings of making absolutely zero sense. We’ll go 0-for-12 with RISP, strand 47 runners, and look completely lifeless for 7+ innings… then someone like Julio or Cal will casually launch a walk-off grand slam in the 9th like it’s nothing. Remember that game against Houston a few weeks back? Down by 3, bases loaded, bottom 8th, everyone’s already mentally preparing for another heartbreaking loss… BOOM. Grand slam. Classic Mariners chaos. We’re the team that will get no-hit through 6 innings by some random Tuesday starter, then somehow score 8 runs in the 7th. We’ll sweep the Yankees then immediately get swept by the A’s. We’ll have Cy Young-level pitching one day and Little League defense the next. Twenty-three years of this beautiful madness has conditioned us to expect the impossible while simultaneously preparing for disappointment. Other fanbases see “inconsistent” - we see “keeps life interesting.” Never change, Mariners. Never change. ⚾️💙 #MLB #SeaUsRise #Mariners