understanding your teen’s slang: a guide

okay let’s just get straight to the point here. BOOM!!!! internet slang sybau: shut your b***h a** up syfm: shut your f***ing mouth kys: kill yourself twin: basically. a friend sort of??? usually used in a friendly way cooking: doing great, basically!!! cooked: in a bad situation, sort of used like the term ‘i’m so dead!’ gyatt: butt. ts: this s**t tuff: amazing chopped: ugly pmo: pisses me off dih: d**k kevin: something bad owen: something good okay moving on to the slang that isn’t really slang more like. shortened fanfiction terminology that people like me use for fun yaoi: boys love. basically gay manga or artwork. usually sexual yuri: basically the same thing as yaoi but with girls. mpreg: male pregnancy ao3: archive of our own, a fairly popular fanfiction site now moving onto the danger zone. aka drug slang. cart/yart: weed cartridge/thc vape penjamin/pennifer: vape 🍃: weed 💨: vaping 🚬: smoking, obviously! benny: benadryl. make sure your kids aren’t messing with this stuff. benadryl is an awesome allergy reliever but it’s addictive, and can even lead to long-term damage to the brain or overdoses! ❄️: coke. plug: dealer alc: alcohol lean: opioid(?) drink consisting of cough syrup, sprite, and a hard candy. okay that’s all. ts was made by a gen-z btw so. trust this!!!!! i probably missed out on sum stuff but. i’ll make a sequel to this if i did #slang #ParentingJourney #GenZ