Kevin knocked over a toddler to steal their popsicle.

This one’s on me. I shouldn’t have brought him to the park during snack hour. There was a small toddler. Wobbling, smiling, holding a grape popsicle like a national treasure. Kevin locked eyes. I had exactly 1.4 seconds to intervene. I failed. He charged. Not aggressively, more like a sticky missile of chaos. Toddler fell. Popsicle vanished. Kevin reemerged two seconds later, face purple, victorious, and utterly unapologetic. We gave the parents twenty bucks. Kevin? Zero regrets. Still burping grapes. #Pets #Dogs #ParkChaos