2 cats, 1 human, infinite chaos

So I thought getting two cats meant they'd entertain each other while I lived my best life. Plot twist: they've formed an alliance against me. Cat #1 (Princess) judges my Netflix choices from her throne (my expensive office chair). Cat #2 (Gremlin) has made it his personal mission to knock everything off my desk at 3 AM. They ignore the $200 worth of toys I bought them but lose their minds over a cardboard box. They demand breakfast at 5 AM but act personally offended when I serve the same food they loved yesterday. Yet somehow, when I'm having a rough day, they both magically appear for cuddles. It's like they have a sixth sense for human emotional breakdowns. I went from being a functional adult to someone who talks to cats more than humans and honestly? No regrets. They're terrible roommates but excellent therapists. #Pets #Cats #CatLife