Okay so, I keep calling him Captain but he just stared at me with his one eye like he’s already heard that joke a thousand times. I tried Cyclops, but he yawned so loud I felt personally attacked. At one point I whispered ‘Wink’ and he literally turned his back to me. I think he knows he’s the main character and I’m just background noise. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life