I just looked at Mortimer’s belly while he was sprawled on the couch and realized his white patch is totally lopsided. Like, not even close to centered. I asked him if that still counts as a tuxedo and he just yawned, like, whatever. Now I can’t stop seeing it. I almost texted my mom but then I remembered she thinks all cats are tabbies. Anyway, nvm lol. #Pets #Cats #life